Zoidberg your jokes are bad

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Zoidberg your jokes are bad


Variant in one comic strip, when Jughead reads a newspaper article describing their rock group: The illustrations show such reversals as children raising parents , chickens roasting people, horses riding people, and fish catching people. What's the funniest thing you guys ever seen on the road? Aw, screw the roommate agreement! Personally, I like natural vaginas.

Hindi sms jokes adults

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Hindi sms jokes adults


I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. May Santa bring you the kind of candy that makes up his elves diet so that you try to keep fit but still have a good time. They say Christmas is a time for smiles. People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores. It makes all of my savings disappear! You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.

April fools jokes for coworkers

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April fools jokes for coworkers


After Bauer called the cops, things went from bad to yikes as his old lady bit him several times and slashed his throat — after all, nothing says funny like bringing a knife to a practical joke — requiring a visit to the hospital and seven stitches. The unsuspecting, gullible, and blissfully unaware often find themselves subject to garlic-flavored chewing gum, black-eye telescopes, mint toothpaste-flavored Oreos, and, of course, this old favorite: Wait for the other shoe to drop. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Think about it seriously, mister.

Parrot joke what did the chicken do

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Parrot joke what did the chicken do


It is responsible for the exact wording …and for the placement of the functional elements. What do you call a camel with no humps? The anime made him float on a table to correct this error, but as for the manga version, Oda jokingly explained in an SBS that Mr. This leads to confusion about both where to order an item and where to find it. A few episodes later, she unexpectedly tries to knock Yui out with a karate chop to the neck. Apparently, that never happened, because in the Naruto Shippuden anime-only arc "Kakashi: Why was the cookie sad?

No turn left unstoned joke

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No turn left unstoned joke


Or maybe word just got around about the monstrous, pretzel-shaped steamer I was able to drop across the boss' keyboard. Also, smoking is the leading cause of statistics. Showbiz veteran Johnny Beattie said when he played the infamous Empire Theatre, he made his roots clear. Kim Moser I could walk away from an explosion if I knew it was toward a movie camera because I know I could always buy a ticket to see the explosion. New York rocker Ryan Adams was booed by an angry crowd at Glasgow's Carling Academy during a shambolic performance, which saw him make false starts to songs and ramble incoherently between numbers.

Jokes on bikes

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Jokes on bikes


After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the bike, rescued the horse! I know we've been friends a long time, but I just can't think of your name. What did the frog feel under his feet? What can you catch but not throw? There is an old biker trick that will keep the chrome like new. It can have a hole in it.

Outgoing president jokes

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Outgoing president jokes


How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better. Duck's Guitar Strings Did you hear about the tenor who announced that in the following season he would only sing three title roles: One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it. Like Reagan, who had become his political hero, he could present even extreme positions in genial, nonthreatening terms.

Pass the bacon pig joke

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Pass the bacon pig joke


He says to the bloke, 'do you need a five day camel or a ten day camel? That is reflective of the childlike immature manner in which you live your lives. What had been swollen nipples were now elongated cones, projecting out from abundant hemispheres of flesh. The white guy is determined to improve his length and tells the black guy he's going home to tie a half-brick to his own weapon. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. That's a pastime, but what happens when there's one slice of pizza left could be considered a bloodsport.

Riddler jokes from batman

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Riddler jokes from batman


Just as the Riddler finishes his question, Dick shows up and knocks Conundrum out. Hired by the socialite's father, he proves that a photo of Bruce Wayne apparently implicating him in the crime depicts an impostor and briefly works with Batman to investigate the crime. The walls are electrically wired, and a set of bumpers are the only thing that prevents the water from touching the walls and causing Batman to die by electrocution. The Riddler is a member of the United Underworld and considered to be an arch-criminal on par with Joker , Penguin and the Catwoman. The Riddler is out to control all prize fighting in Gotham City by kidnapping and brainwashing all of the top prize fighters. During the party, an old friend of Bruce's falls overboard and is mauled to death by sharks. He hopes to extract Batman's real identity from her, but to his dismay, she actually doesn't know or care.

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